Topic: Jokes

+ Jokes
From	Message
Tappz 04 Oct 05, 20:50	+ A man came round in hospital after aserious accident. He shouted "Doctor, doctor, i cant feel my legs!" The doctor replied "i know you cant, ive cut your arms off".
the_dan 04 Oct 05, 20:50	+ *he shakes on the floor with laughter*
the_dan 04 Oct 05, 20:54	+ What dya call 3 blondes sitting on a bench? A wind tunnel
Millwall_Meret 04 Oct 05, 21:15	+ A chav was involved in a serious car accident which needed highly trained medics to help her. The medic said to the chav 'where are you bleeding from?' and the chav replied 'South London'
Millwall_Meret 04 Oct 05, 21:16	+ I had a chicke Tarka the other day! Its just like a chicken Tikka but just a little 'otter (i bet none of you get that joke)
Rich_Tea_2 05 Oct 05, 23:22	+ yes, hilarious.
SamB 05 Oct 05, 23:27	+ what white and can't climb trees? A fridge
jim240888 08 Oct 05, 13:18	+ wot a joke, i bet you just made that up, its th funniest joke so far
Millwall_Meret 08 Oct 05, 13:55	+
the_dan 17 Oct 05, 15:53	+ What do you call 3 blondes sitting on a bench? A windtunnel
SamB 19 Oct 05, 14:11	+ a group of chavs are fightin on the edge of a cliff and they all fall off. Who wins?? Society
Millwall_Meret 19 Oct 05, 19:04	+ Me and my mate were going to re-enact the story of two men who survived an explosion in a ball-bearing factory... My mate: I play the man who lost his bearings. Me: And i play the man who has lost his.... way
Millwall_Meret 19 Oct 05, 19:06	+ I told a blobnde girl the other day that my great, great grandfather died at Waterloo. She said "Which platform?"
Millwall_Meret 19 Oct 05, 19:14	+ Kate Moss was at a celebrity party where she meets Jeremy Clarkson, Kate says to Jeremy "What are you doing for a living?" Jeremy replies "I do Top Gear". Kate Moss then says quickly, "can i have two grams please!"
Millwall_Meret 19 Oct 05, 19:15	+ Did you hear about the contortionist who commited suicide? He died in his own arms
Rich_Tea_2 24 Oct 05, 15:21	+ you should let other people laugh before you laugh at your own jokes.
Millwall_Meret 24 Oct 05, 16:07	+
kathryn_baker 03 Nov 05, 16:32	+ PRACTICAL JOKE! If you have an idiotic friend you dont really like or just feel lkk ehaving a laugh, heres what you do. 1. Take a piece of plain white paper, it oesnt have to be big. 2. RIght on one side P.T.O. It stands for please turn over. 3. Right on the other side P.T.O. If they truly are idiotic they wilkl keep turning it over! *Ixdid*