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icon Rich_Tea_2
+ an interesting use of racist humour there
icon Tappz
+ lol
icon kyle
+ Thought you would enjoy that comment rich, you being not the most politically correct person around!
icon Millwall_Meret
+ Whats the difference between Richard and the crazy frog?

Ones REALLY annoying, the others a ringtone
icon jim240888
+ richard isnt a ringtone
(wow i stuck up 4 rick)
icon Rich_Tea_2
+ touching
icon jim240888
+ wow i can imagine th emotion pouring out there
icon the_dan
+ I was just trying to say that its not impossible to miss the sea.
We should make a "Crazy Richard" ringtone. It would be him analysing a joke with dance music in the background.
icon Millwall_Meret
+ Imagine the money which willl be made... :shifty: (not much)
icon jim240888
+ id buy it, or you could give me a free one
icon Millwall_Meret
+ Free trial first :-)
icon Millwall_Meret
+ How do you make a one armed Irishman fall out of a tree?

Wave at him :lol:
icon the_dan
+ OK, there's a chemical engineer, a mechanical engineer and a computer engineer in a 4x4 crossing the desert. Their vehicle breaks down miles from anywhere. The mechanical engineer gets out but he can't see anything wrong with the engine. The chemical engineer gets out but there's nothing wrong with the petrol or the oil.
So the computer engineer says
"There's nothing we can do so we better close all windows and restart it"

(You better laugh - that took me ages to write out)
icon Tappz
+ Very amusing Dan.

Anyway 'What key opens all locks?'

A pikey.
icon Rich_Tea_2
+ what has two legs and bleeds?

half a dog
icon kyle
+ what has two legs, bleeds and barks?

The other half of the dog
(thats such a sick joke)
icon kathryn_baker
+ If we're on the subject of sick jokes, i have a dirty one, not dirty as in *:eyebrow:* but dirty as in *:crying:cringe*. Wanna hear it!!!
icon the_dan
+ no
icon Tappz
+ harsh yet true
icon kathryn_baker
+ fine, you missed out!
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