Topic: Hostilities Arise from Semi-Illiterate P

+ Hostilities Arise from Semi-Illiterate Prehensile Bipeds
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Nathansmells 20 Aug 04, 15:26	+ I find it ironically amusing when you go on about us thinking we can "have a crack" at you, when we have quite obviously defeated you on the battlefield time and time again. When you insult someone it is supposed to offend them and be about something bad about them. So next time I advise not trying to insult about prayer meetings as we don't find it in the least bit insulting. Just a few spelling corrections from our estimable friend paulPNE17: Lol (capital letter), Camp (capital letter), actually (spelling mistake), have (spelling mistake), how (spelling mistake), Come (capital letter), back (spelling mistake), when (spelling mistake), you're (spelling mistake), when (spelling mistake) . (punctuation). Not bad for an illiterate Southerner who can only write in text message language. May I once again remind you of what it says at the bottom of the screen when you write a new message: "netiquette - proper spelling, rather than txting, will usually be appreciated on message boards." If you're going to insult: 1. Insult about something that will actually offend us. 2. Spell properley. 3. Give up anyway cos you'll never win, you just have to act hard and talk to each other about how hard you are: "come bak boys wen ur a bit older" When faced with superior wisdom all you can do is pretend to be hard because that is all you have left. Losers. Sorry Beth I couldn't resist it. I tried, honest.
Copycat 20 Aug 04, 19:31	+ Ahhh - your girlfriend told you not to get involved did she?! That was a rather long post from a person with such and imaginative user name! As for a battlefield - ummmm yeah. I hate to have to tell you this but this is an online message board and there is no war going on. Grow up! Dont be daft - people can use whatever form of communication that they like. Do you have a mobile phone? If yes - you will understand what he writes so there's no need to write properly, if no - why not? not got any friends to call?! Who said anything about 'pretending' to be hard. "Superior wisdom, beauty, wit, and talent. They wouldn't let me put my picture there because: 1. It would cause people to lust. 2. It would make people jealous" You're probably a fifteen year old who is one of the ugliest, spottiest cyber geeks the world has seen, or not as you're always sat at your computer trying to think up somthing really whitty to say on such a minor message board as this one.
hanjmackenzie 20 Aug 04, 22:52	+ OI YOU! That's my little brother you are insulting there. He isn't spotty or a cyber geek. He's a very well-mannered young boy, so I'll have less of that cheek from you, you young whippersnapper.
Nathansmells 20 Aug 04, 23:07	+ Yes! No we're getting there. "You're probably a fifteen year old who is one of the ugliest, spottiest cyber geeks the world has seen, or not as you're always sat at your computer trying to think up somthing really whitty to say on such a minor message board as this one." That wasn't bad. As too " Dont be daft - people can use whatever form of communication that they like. Do you have a mobile phone? If yes - you will understand what he writes so there's no need to write properly, if no - why not? not got any friends to call?!" for the third time i refer to netiquette. I'll insult you some more tomorrow. NIght Night
abi_14 20 Aug 04, 23:27	+ btw nathansmells aint ugly or spotty! just go bac to ure own message board.
Jon 20 Aug 04, 23:29	+ He is butt ugly though... Anyway Copycat... why should one use text message language on here when you are using a keyboard. Bad argument style. Miscalculation. Change of subject...
Mansell 20 Aug 04, 23:49	+ change it to.........
Copycat 21 Aug 04, 08:37	+ Wait wait wait. Tell me the reason why you should not write in txt when you can all understand it. @ hanjmackenzie - can you smell that? ive just wet myself. Please dont come and find me. (im about 10 minutes away from Gatwick airport, down the A23!) And dont tell me when i can give cheek or not. @ Nathansmells - bring it on @ Jon - im not calculating anything, i havent done maths now for about seven years.
Nathansmells 21 Aug 04, 10:09	+ HEHEHEHEHEEEEEEE! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU WHY YOU CAN'T USE TEXT LANGUAGE! It's against website rules. And it's called (for the 4th time) netiquette. It's also called "Stupid dumb people really should learn how to spell" It wasn't actually Han it was me logged in as her I really feel sorry for the camp 1 people. I thought hard nut campers were bad enough they have hard nut leaders too. Plus I don't think Jon was refering to maths when he spoke about calculation. More along the lines of: "You suck at arguing. You don't even use the right argument." I personally say things to people rather than at them. You don't need to tell me to bring it on cos I will anyway. What's wrong with your own message board anyway? Just cos we have intelligent conversations that are spelt in an understandable way. You're just jealous of all our fun converations and you want to spoil them all. About the battlefield: It's called a figure of speech. I personally find that Nathansmells is far more imaginative than copycat. Or paulPNE17, or A_Unit_snypa. For me my name signifies life in all it's entirity. It has a hidden meaning that only clever people can see. As for Beth being my girlfriend, I don't think it would work between us cos she's at least 7 years older than me. I don't have to sit here and think about something witty. They just pour out of my mouth, one after the other. like that one just did. I'd rather be a spotty 15 year-old, than have the face of a 100 year-old elephants backside. I don't have a mobile phone either. I don't have one because I can get enough friends by talking to people. I'd rather talk to someones face than chat on a phone. And your conversations are probably a little like this: "Ey up. (a few inaudible grunts which our sources were unable to pick up) Wanna go down to the pub? yeah? ok see you there. (a few more inaudible grunts which our world leading specialist on the language of the Buffalo said were intended as some kind of farewell)" Most people who say they are hard are pretending. And they are only hard when there are at least 5 of them. Hard people suck. I can't believe you've asked me about 4 times why you shouldn't write in text and I've told you and you've just asked again. How thick can you get? Thick and Hard generally come together. Have a nice life and remember: never stand too near the edge on the underground cos you might fall off and die a horrible death of pain and grief.
Nathansmells 21 Aug 04, 10:10	+ Sorry that was a little long. I'll paraphrase it somewhat: "You really really suck. Get a life"
Copycat 22 Aug 04, 08:56	+ Skim read it - just shows what a freak you are!
Sweetmadness 22 Aug 04, 12:57	+ lol i'm crying!
Copycat 22 Aug 04, 13:36	+ Why?
Sweetmadness 22 Aug 04, 14:55	+ because i find Josh's rants rather amusing
Jon 22 Aug 04, 15:03	+ Have a nice life and remember: stand too near the edge on the underground cos you might fall off and die a horrible death of pain and grief. It'll be better than your life...
lane 22 Aug 04, 15:17	+ OK, sorry to ask this but copycat is that a mug shot?
Sweetmadness 22 Aug 04, 15:19	+ has the photo been stretched upwards slightly??I'm being serious it looks a bit elongated
Copycat 23 Aug 04, 07:21	+ @ lane: Yes it was suggested on this message board by some jockies that my photo looked liked one so i decided to make it even more. @ sweetmadnees: no thats how tall i am. @ jon: [s]very funny[/s]
Nathansmells 23 Aug 04, 10:31	+ I have a plan! (Well Beth P had a plan but I shall utilise it) Ignore everyone from camp 1.
VALLEY 23 Aug 04, 22:48	+ i've heard that plan somewhere before???