Photos: Camp 1, year 2004

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skippy 25 Sep 04, 22:37	+ I got a whole email full of those... enjoy... On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (and that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????... On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)? On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because???....) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)? On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
VALLEY 28 Sep 04, 08:52	+ *yawn* ah that was a nice sleep....now where was i...
skippy 05 Oct 04, 23:20	+ Now that's not very nice is it? I went to a lot of trouble doing that...
VALLEY 06 Oct 04, 08:50	+ heehee i know i was only kidding! there are very funny.
beefman 15 Nov 04, 19:43	+ but when i wore i superman costume i flew!
kim_straw16 17 Nov 04, 19:00	+
skippy 25 Nov 04, 19:25	+ Maybe it was a special one then. I wonder if Alice can fly with her fairy wings...