Ruthie ????
nope can't remember you.
can remember Libby, but not you...didn't even know she has a sister. Also i don't blame you for trying to distance yourself from Liverpool..i would if i lived there.

bye

Tonight i have frozen wind. I got it into a box..sealed it up...and then i put it in the freezer.

Tonight i have deep freezed a sneeze...sounds good huh. If you would like to do this-then follow these simple instructions:
1. Sneeze on a clear film (plastic bag)
2. Gently spread the "sneeze" around.
3. Hide it under the frozen peas at -21 for a few hours.
Put here is the hat for a bald man...what you do next is....
4. Once frozen pin it to a wall and watch.
Now THAT'S art baby. Someone help me...

well indeedy so. The chicken surprise on the Sat tea really needs a different taste. A few of the old greenies should add some phoorf.
Anyway i'm ok at the moment, getting ready for this years camp, at the moment i trying to suck a piece of chicken from my back tooth - when it comes out it'll sure be tasty.
well i'm gona watch the scarlet pimpernel until 4am and then head for the sack....hmmmmmm tasty chicken!

hello people,
My nose has been dripping all night at work, i've blown it many times..but still drip..drip.
I'm now going to do what i usually do, go to sleep on my left side with my nose pointing up, then it will crust over and allow me a day of picking. Now it's 3am and my ability to hide my disgusting ways has gone, now i gota know...does anyone here adopt my method of drying out the old nose? Tuesday is going to be a good day...the bigest one i've managed to pick out is about 1cm in length, i feel today i'm gona get lucky.goodnight.Jon -i love u man.

total eclipse of the heart...that was Jim Stienman who wrote that....you know the guy who writes stuff for meatloaf.

Indeedy so,
The band will come as one - we should also plan a tour later in the year - perhaps we could get the Otley band from last year (Joel and the others) and they could support us.......on second thought i think we'd better go it alone!
Any of you people out there fancy a trip to happy Dewsbury give me a shout...if not hopefully i'll be seeing you later this year...not long to go now!
I will warn you now, there is another rival band out there! They have tried to poach me away from the RPTB..they call themselves BAWGRAC Band -(Beep As We Go Round A Corner), there leader looks a tough cookie, he wears a funny hat so i'm told.--Take care

Well, Well, Well.....so you are the one!
Well something you did not realise you Jelly Worm taking boy - it was those Jelly worms that made me constipated! Indeed so.
I remember very well those visits to the blue Porta-loo ...o yes how i remember, those unsuccessful visits!
Well now the same will happen to you, as you force the big push -remember my bald head with my lips below smiling...yes indeedy .

Has anyone found a pack of jelly worms from last year's camp?
Just found out that they are missing.
If anyone has them please return them back.