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Jokes
Go on people make us laugh :lol:
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joke
what did the inflatable teacher say to the inflatable boy who burst the inflatable school and everything in it?
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answer
you let urself down , u let me down and you let the whole school down:lol:
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What dya say to a chav/ned with a job?
"Big Mac and Fries please"
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+ whats the difference between a duck?
one leg's both the same
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+ Why did richard take a ruler to bed with him?

He wanted to see how long he could sleep :rotfl:
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+ wot do you say to a ned in a suit?
will the defendant please rise
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+ two neds in a car but no musics playing, who's driving?
the police
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+ Whats the difference between a ned and a slinky?

One is utterly useless but funny to see fall down stairs. The other is a slinky.
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+ What you call a ned who looks like a businessman?

Faking it!!!
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+ wots brown and sticky?
a stick
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+ whats pink and fluffy?

pink fluff!!!

whats blue and fluffy?

pink fluff holding its breath!!
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+ richard


(hes th joke btw)
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+ all the wits coming out now
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+ all we have 2 do is wait so rich can analyse them all
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+ okey dokey
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+ AN Irish man and a Welsh man are throwing stones into the sea...... The Irish man missed :-(
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+ I've missed the sea before.
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+ But are you Irish :lol:
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+ he's welsh, what's the difference!?
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