Topic: The Twilight Zone...

+ The Twilight Zone...
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Most_Magical 30 Sep 03, 12:46	+ The Twilight Zone... This is THE most talked about question of all time. NOONE has yet been able to answer this unanswerable question. People often eat pickles pondering over it. As a matter of fact, Dr. Damian, his very self, has not ever been able to put his mind at rest with this and has eaten many a pickle in the attempt to solve this mystery. I will give you the question right here and now but be warned! Eat ten pickles in the space of just one hour and you will have to be prescribed with a dose a jam. Why, why, why Delilah?
skippy 30 Sep 03, 17:15	+ well i'm confused...
elibbybeth 02 Oct 03, 16:51	+ why, why, why Delilah? Mr Tom Jones sang about Delilah, because it was the girl he loved in his song. Simple as. He could have picked another girls name, but he chose Delilah, so that's why its Delilah!!! Thank - you!!
Most_Magical 03 Oct 03, 02:54	+ Er yeah, good answer! But er, I don't think the question asks 'who sang about Delilah'! Or why did Tom Jones sing about her! It could simply be asking why Delilah did something, for example; why, why, why Delilah did you eat a jam and pickle sandwich? Or it could be...?
Gilbo 03 Oct 03, 12:03	+ she's gone and had his Weetabix.....personally if anyone had eaten my weetabix they would not have lived to tell the tale....or i would have slapped them until they hurt......or just said sorry and made me sum more toasted crumpets with a side order of PEZ and Roger from less than jake on a plate
skippy 03 Oct 03, 22:09	+ well i'm confused...
Most_Magical 04 Oct 03, 11:29	+ Or... Delilah could have said to Tom, "will you make me a jam and pickle sandwich"? So Tom said to Delilah, "Why Delilah"? So then Delilah said to Tom, "Why 'why' Tom"? So then Tom said to Delilah, "Why 'why, why' Delilah"? See it...?
elibbybeth 05 Oct 03, 15:42	+ Kevin, it's official....you've lost it!
Most_Magical 10 Oct 03, 15:35	+ Yeah I know, Delilah stole it off me cos Tom wouldn't make her one. So I had to make yet another one...
Most_Magical 25 Nov 03, 17:16	+ What would you do if you woke up one morning and found that your pet hamster had turned into a gorilla?
Freezer_Burn 04 Aug 04, 20:13	+ give it a jam and pickle sandwich??