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icon angus
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hello people,
My nose has been dripping all night at work, i've blown it many times..but still drip..drip.
I'm now going to do what i usually do, go to sleep on my left side with my nose pointing up, then it will crust over and allow me a day of picking. Now it's 3am and my ability to hide my disgusting ways has gone, now i gota know...does anyone here adopt my method of drying out the old nose? Tuesday is going to be a good day...the bigest one i've managed to pick out is about 1cm in length, i feel today i'm gona get lucky.goodnight.Jon -i love u man.
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Yeah Mike... I find that turning over through the night not only improves the air passages but also presents a little interest in picking then next day ie not the same nostril which, as you know, can become boring. It also allows the flavour to mature faster. :bow: Anyway how are you doing? Haven't spoken in a while... btw can you evade those hygiene at all costs system dude things and put some bogey into some "fresh fish" :eyebrow:
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well indeedy so. The chicken surprise on the Sat tea really needs a different taste. A few of the old greenies should add some phoorf.
Anyway i'm ok at the moment, getting ready for this years camp, at the moment i trying to suck a piece of chicken from my back tooth - when it comes out it'll sure be tasty.
well i'm gona watch the scarlet pimpernel until 4am and then head for the sack....hmmmmmm tasty chicken!
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Sorry to invade the converation, but I strongly feel it should have a health warning if it continues. Anyone agree??!!
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yeah!!!
icon angus
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Tonight i have deep freezed a sneeze...sounds good huh. If you would like to do this-then follow these simple instructions:
1. Sneeze on a clear film (plastic bag)
2. Gently spread the "sneeze" around.
3. Hide it under the frozen peas at -21 for a few hours.
Put here is the hat for a bald man...what you do next is....
4. Once frozen pin it to a wall and watch.
Now THAT'S art baby. Someone help me...
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girls huh, they jst dnt get it do they?! i no wot u mean!! and as 4 that piece of modern art- fantastic!! it could easily win the Turner prize!!! is is sooooooooo much more ingenious than turning a light on or off!!? ne1 get that "work of art"?:lol:
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mingin
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Tonight i have frozen wind. I got it into a box..sealed it up...and then i put it in the freezer.
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I'm like an African Pygmy going into combat with a 50 foot killer bear armed only with a toothpick and a book of Hannah's jokes
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does frozen wind drop as it slowly solidifies?
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