Topic: Lyricism

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Jon 19 Dec 02, 17:37	+ Lyricism United States of Whatever. By Tony Blair I was talking to President Assad And I said "Have you got any nuclear weapons?" He said "no" and I was like "Yeah! Whatever!" I popped next door to speak to Gordon And I asked "Couldn't you knock some % off the national insurance?" He was like "Duh" and I said "Yeah! Whatever!" I was walking through London and came across these striking firemen. They asked if I would increase their pay and I was like "Whatever" Coz this is my united states of whatever And this is my united states of whatever Coz this is my united states of whatever
Sweetmadness 19 Dec 02, 17:53	+ Lyricism hee hee i love that song...no-one had heard it before...... finally people know it!!!
Jon 19 Dec 02, 19:40	+ Lyricism You're supposed to write a song with different lyrics
Rich_Rocks 19 Dec 02, 19:54	+ Lyricism 'Saturday' Saturday, all my troubles have just gone away Now it looks as though i'm here today Oh, I can't wait for Saturday Suddenly, i;m twice the man i used to be With your shadow walking along with me Oh, I can;t wait for Saturday Where we have to go I dont know, i couldnt say Now i wrote this song cos i long for Saturday Saturday, love will be the game i have to play just gotta not hide away Oh, I believe in Saturday Where we have to go I dont know, i couldnt say Now i wrote this song cos i long for Saturday Saturday, love will be the game i have to play just gotta not hide away Oh, I believe in Saturday
Jon 19 Dec 02, 20:47	+ Lyricism Hey Duke Hey Duke Don't make it bad Write a sad song and make it happy Rememeber that there's more to life than table tennis Then you will start to make things ok Coz every loser tends to win and Duke you'll soon begin but only when you begin to practice Na na na na na na na na nahhhhhhh Hey Duke don't feel let down You'll be back on tent 6 next year Feel lucky however coz you are Because you escaped Camp four
Simon_Rocks 23 Dec 02, 13:08	+ Lyricism Spray me green - to the tune of "Let it be" by The Beatles When I find myself in times of trouble, Dr Damo comes to me, My hair is a disaster, Spray it green. And in my hour of darkness, With a group of people, he pins me, With a can of hairspray, Spray me green. Oh, spray me green, spray me green, Spray me green, spray me green, Please leave my hair alone, They sprayed it green PS last year at camp Damo got a group of about 7 or 8 people to pin me down and spray my hair green because i'm different . if you haven't worked it out yet...
Sweetmadness 23 Dec 02, 17:29	+ Lyricism To teh tune of 'rudolph the red nose reindeer' Santa the fat gift giver eats and drinks way to much some think he's just a bit chubby others think he down right butch! Santa gets in to his sleigh to have a practise ride 'how much does this old man weigh!?' thought Rudolph deep inside! oh..... on his way he eats some snaks to keep him giong al day but when the chim,neys start to crack he has to run away ....oh
_honeysuckle_ 31 Dec 02, 00:00	+ Lyricism To the tune of 'rudolph the red nose reindeer' Ro-ob the tall, dark ma-an Walks and climbs way to much some think he's far too ambitious others think he's down right tough...ah! He climbs everest a few times just to get warmed up... I want to go back down now, I forgot my cup! ah!..... We're nearly half way up And I'm feeling so hungry I catch my breath and take a dip Oh wait, I have to pee....ah! @copywrite (I really wasn't born for poetry)
_honeysuckle_ 31 Dec 02, 00:07	+ Lyricism the egg thingy is pretty cute isn't he
Jon 31 Dec 02, 13:40	+ Lyricism I'm still trying to work out what race he is? I mean it's not everyday you see some random round thing swinging a sling?
Sweetmadness 01 Jan 03, 15:09	+ Lyricism yeh i like your egg :-d if only your poetry was as good...
Jon 01 Jan 03, 19:01	+ Lyricism Ro-b to the tune of Lola He lives in a car'van in a field in Wales And he pitches his tent in force five gales It's Ro-ob R O hyphen B Ro-b He likes to wear skimpy shorts with his vest All the better to portray his toned hairy chest Oh Ro-b R O hyphen B Ro-b Well I'm not the world's most weediest guy But I must tell the truth when there's clouds in the sky And rain in the air and Rob's in his vest I can only turn and say "Rob Plant knows best" His vests often vary in colour from blue Down to idigo and yellow and a deep red hue It's Ro-ob R O hyphen B Ro-b His wife duly irons all his vests ever day The ironing improves the fitting they say Oh Ro-b R O hyphen B Ro-b She twists them about She gives them a wash He's even obtained Some silk vests for posh But I don't like to criticize the choices of Rob Because if he's annoyed and he leaveses his job Oh my Ro-b R O hyphen B Ro-b He'll leave the cracking camp one C C I W And he'll join all the tratorous E M W Oh Ro-b R O hyphen B Ro-b R O hyphen B Ro-b
Rich_Rocks 21 Jan 03, 19:44	+ Lyricism 'Seven days in the Rain':- to the tune of 'Seven days in the Sun' by Feeder (see what i did there with the title!?? I've got this friend, her name is Jane We took a holiday, seven sweet days in Twwyn We took a car through to western Wales to see the ocean waves blue We sat and watched the moon As midgets sung back cover tunes Way back in Wales Seven days in the rain, seven days int he rain feels like camp, its a spark feels like camp- so light me up Janes got this friend His name is Rob He likes to cross dress every other summer In his blue vests We took the train, watching all the rain To see the Welsh sunsets glow But then camps not around And im hanging on with broken hands Way above the clouds seven days in the rain, seven days in the rain, rain Feels like camp, we're all stars Feels like camp so light me up Camp really lights me up- camp really lights me up Camp really lights me up- camp really lights me up Satring through the rain, its pulling me under ground And whos gonna dig me out? We often took a walk on rocky sands that cut our feet We used to build a fire and stare into the rising heat Camp justs sets me free Keep us on the concrete grass Seven days in the rain
Jon 21 Jan 03, 20:48	+ Lyricism Korma? Oh-pleese! To the tune Karma Police Korma?Oh-pleese Arrest this cook her pork tastes bad It's humming like a fridge! It's like a detuned radio Korma?Oh-pleese Arrest this cook her Chicken Korma Is making me feel ill and we have laughed at her serving This is what you get This is what you get This is what you get when you mess with cooks Korma? Oh-pleese! I've eaten all I had it's far too much I've eaten all I can but we're still on the loo roll. This is what you get This is what you get This is what you get when you mess with cooks Phew for a minute there I lost myself I lost myself x 4
Sweetmadness 23 Jan 03, 16:36	+ Lyricism camp is like the sea: to the tune of: stand by me When the rain is long and the mud is deep and the clouds are the only thing we see don't be confused don't worry nooooow we're just in Wales and its as wet as it can beee oh darling darling camp is like the sea ohhh it is so wet, wet as can be ohhh camp,camp is the place the place for me
Jon 23 Jan 03, 19:57	+ Lyricism
Sweetmadness 23 Jan 03, 23:19	+ Lyricism 'You're supposed to write a song with different lyrics '
Jon 24 Jan 03, 15:22	+ Lyricism Well it's also supposed to be good
_honeysuckle_ 24 Jan 03, 17:56	+ Lyricism I thought it was pretty good
_honeysuckle_ 24 Jan 03, 17:58	+ Lyricism